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MOTHERFUCK THE FLORIDA GATORS!!!!!!

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:52:30 -0400

MOTHER FUCK JOAKIM NOAH

MOTHERFUCK TIM TEBOW

MOTHERFUCK BILLY DONOVAN

MOTHERFUCK EMMITT SMITH

MOTHERFUCK URBAN MEYER

MOTHERFUCK COREY BREWER

and more importantly, MOTHERFUCK EVERY SINGLE FAN

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:43:38 -0400

So I’m 19 today and I just realized that I barely give a...

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 07:42:47 -0400

So I’m 19 today and I just realized that I barely give a fuck anymore………

I was just at U-Tot-Em........

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 22:28:00 -0400

…….and a dude gave me FREE WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I been laughing all morning.

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 08:50:16 -0400

That “suckin’ on my tities like you’re wantin’ me, callin me all the time” is stuck in my head lol.

"Representin Bucktown, Mack 11s cocked back, niggas better duck down"

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 07:50:20 -0400

“Representin Bucktown, Mack 11s cocked back, niggas better duck down”

- Biggie Smalls

It’s gonna be good. I know it.

Mon, 31 May 2010 13:38:20 -0400

It’s gonna be good. I know it.

Ho is short for honey.

Mon, 31 May 2010 09:47:23 -0400

…..you already know.

Incredile Bongo Band - Apache

Sat, 29 May 2010 08:05:49 -0400

Incredile Bongo Band - Apache

My current favorite skit.

Fri, 28 May 2010 08:18:43 -0400

My current favorite skit.

Whatever happened to Nate Dogg? He was the SHIT!! I think he was...

Thu, 27 May 2010 21:34:35 -0400

Whatever happened to Nate Dogg? He was the SHIT!! I think he was the earlier and doper version of T-Pain.

A-Z (Fuck you)

Wed, 26 May 2010 11:36:42 -0400

A - Available: Yup.

B - Best Friend: I have few sets of bestfriends.

C - Color of Your Room: White

D - Dad’s Name: Francis…..lol

E - Easiest Person To Talk To: That nigga Jesse!!!! The clash of the TITANS!!! lol.

F - Favorite Food: right now, I’d say Chinese

G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: bears…..I like ripping their heads off.

H - Hometown: Miami

I - Instrument: I’d say bass………or drums

J - Job: Student

K - Kids: Maybe not

L - Longest Car Ride: to Philly……..yeah go figure

M - Milk Flavor: I hate milk

N - Number Of Siblings: If you count the step-siblings, 4

O - One Wish: To be productive all the time

P - Phobias: Heights and frogs……lol

Q - Favorite Quote: “Do the damn thang”

S - Song You Last Heard: The shit I recorded with an actual band……….I really,really fucks with it.

U - Unknown Fact About Me: Ummmmmm…….I’m a morning person usually.

V - Vegetable: Broccoli……..or tomatoes

W - Worst Habits: Biting my nails

X - X-Rays You’ve Had: I got an ultrasound back when I had pendicitis and it was the most painful experience ever

Y - Your Favorite Pastime: Programming (one day, it’ll transform into producing)

Z - Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Somebody was obviously mad at her.

Tue, 25 May 2010 15:08:07 -0400

Somebody was obviously mad at her.

What a better appetizer than WEEEEEEEEEDD!!!!!

Tue, 25 May 2010 13:34:26 -0400

What a better appetizer than WEEEEEEEEEDD!!!!!

Anybody who remembers this song needs to be showered with gifts.

Mon, 24 May 2010 20:04:02 -0400

Anybody who remembers this song needs to be showered with gifts.

Repost (for the fuck of it)

Fri, 21 May 2010 21:36:59 -0400

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.

Name: Jose
Birth Date: June 10, 1991
Current Location: Mark ass Winter Park
Hair Color: Black
Righty/Lefty: Left

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear: Being broke (there’s way too many thing I wanna do), and working in a cubicle……………..and frogs
Your dream of the perfect date: I think a good date is all about the quality of the person I’m dating, the location is always second

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: Theyre usually not good for some reason
Your best physical feature: I’m not even sure

Your bed time: It changes almost every night

Your most missed memory: Childhood

LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke……..Sprite actually
McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonalds

Single or Group Dates: Single, duh
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I hate coffee

LAYER 5: DO YOU.
Smoke: Yeah
Cuss: I try not to unsuccessfully
Take showers: Well yeah
Have a crush: Naw
Like school: Nope
Believe in yourself: If I dont nobody else will
Believe what goes around comes around: I sometimes doubt it
Believe everything happens for a reason: I think so
Think you’re a health freak: Nope

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall: Lol no
Been on stage: Yeah but nobody was watching or anything
Eaten sushi: No
Been hurt: Lol no
Dyed your hair: Fuck that

LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
Played a stripping game: Lol I tried to take it there
Kissed the same sex: No
Got beaten up: Man I stayed fighting back in the day……so you gotta lose SOMETIME. But yeah my record isnt exactly like Mayweather……its more like like Pacquiaos record lol
Changed who you were to fit in: I’ve always been able to fit in doing my own shit, so no

LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
Age you’re hoping to be married by: Anytime before I’m like 35 or some shit
Number of kids you’re planning on having: Either 2 or none…….I dont want my kid growing up alone

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL
Best eye color: As generic as it sounds, brown. I’m not too into all those crazy colors
hair color: Something dark probly
Short or long hair: Im not too picky
Fat or fit: …………
Looks or personality: Depends
Fun or serious: Right now, fun

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.

1 MINUTE AGO: either watching boondocks or doing this.
1 HOUR AGO: I was rollin’ my weed as a matter of fact
1 WEEK AGO: Probly rolling blunts again
1 YEAR AGO: Dying to graduate, but skipping all day lol

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I feel: High

I hate: Nothing and Nobody
I hide: Well I’m always calm on the outside, so a lot I guess……..nigga I dont know
I need: Money and emcees!!
I love: The fact that I chose to go to school (Mostly cause I made my mom happy)

LAYER 12: FAVORITES.

Band: I dont think anybody could honestly answer that quesiton without thinking for like a week
Color: Grey
Food: A lot of stuff……but American Chinese food is what the fuck is up (Chinese food from China is fucking disgusting)

Thing to do: Make beats, and roll blunts lol

LAYER 13: RANDOM.

How long have you known your best friend?: Like 11 years
When’s the last time you kissed someone?: A little bit
What’s your middle name?: Fuck that
What are you excited for?: This mixtape
Do you have any saved texts on your phone?: They save regardless
What’s something random about you?: I’m cooler than your mother

"Don’t like me, so what? I feed off hate but most likely you starving, I eat all day. Plus, bad..."

Fri, 21 May 2010 08:33:36 -0400

“Don’t like me, so what? I feed off hate but most likely you starving, I eat all day. Plus, bad broads like Beyonce, I skeet on face, while y’all beat off and skeet off tapes.”

- Black Milk

Common - Ressurection (Jose Bridges Remix) Its about 4% done....

Thu, 20 May 2010 23:49:00 -0400

Common - Ressurection (Jose Bridges Remix)

Its about 4% done. But I think it’s gonna be hot.

Samples used:

-…………come on man.

Uploading this god damn mothafuckin shit on tumblr downgraded the quality…..sorry y’all.